222+ Humorous Morning Quotes, Wishes Greeting, Text Messages {2024}

Short Funny Quotes

Peaceful every year. Your peace is my wish, and my blessings wish you: body peace, peace of mind, good morning, good night, and peace of life.

Every day I have a dream that allows you to receive my blessings. You will be happy in your heart. The troubles of the day can be eliminated. Sleeping like a pig, sweet as milk, wake up in the morning and see the beautiful sunrise.

Push the window in the morning, embrace the sun, feel a natural smile; stroll at night, talk about home, and taste ordinary happiness. Partner, have a good attitude, I wish you happiness and beauty!

The angel asked me to tell you: your luck is as much as the stars in the sky, and happiness is as much as the fish in the sea! Open your eyes in the morning, and the first rays of sunlight that hit you will be the beginning of everything! Hope you will be happy every day Humorous Wishes!

It’s dawn, the alarm is ringing, and you are reluctant to get up, my greetings have arrived in time, pleased, then smile. Good morning and good mood!

Lovers should choose gentle as sweet as honey. Colleagues must choose to work hard and have no temperament. The partner should choose a pig with a runny nose. It’s almost time, wipe your nose and go to work.

Delete your fatigue, cut your troubles, copy your happiness, paste your happiness, and save it to your phone. Early morning is the first greeting for you, good morning!

Classic, funny, fun can be oh.

On time to broadcast the weather forecast to you: today you will encounter money rain, happiness wind, friendship fog, love dew, health cloud, smooth frost, security hail, happy flash.

Good morning, have you eaten? If you haven’t eaten, I will give you a plate of duck, and you will feel homesick when you eat it; there is also a dish of dishes, which is loved every day; with a soup of soup, you will be healthy forever; a glass of wine, happiness Love lasts long; with a bowl of rice, love is always with us.

Beautiful morning, brilliant you, a beautiful life is waiting for you! Beautiful weather, beautiful you, beautiful love nourish you! Fresh air, clear you, happy mood to accompany you! Wish you Happy Humorous!

As soon as the alarm goes off in the morning, the battle begins. Breakfast was on the way and rushed to the battlefield. I can’t imagine a traffic jam, with my back to my wings. The work was long and arduous, and every day I worked hard. Ideals support dreams and share with each other!

Funny Quotes and Sayings

The beauty of streams, as clear as glass, and sweet as a scent. Dear partner, good morning, may you have a good feeling today! the morning is as fragrant as grass, as clear as rivers.

Through walking some roads, I know the hardships; climbing some mountains, I know the hardships; crossing some rivers, I know the trek; I say a greeting, and I know that this is happiness. Good morning my friend!

I give you 50 million today: Be happy, be healthy, be safe, be smooth, and think of me at all times (or kiss me) Humorous Wishes.

Big waves sweeping through the sand, there is a lot of people who can’t escape the workplace, the boss’s speech is jack, do a good job to encourage you to go forward, make mistakes and criticize is not new, smile and ask who is right in life, cowboys are busy on the earth, I hope you are busy every day No matter how busy you are, you’ll feel numb with your money! good Morning!

Good beauty I will remember, I will be nostalgic for good seasons, I will cherish good information, I will Lee good friends, I will retain good smiles, I will give you good wishes, and wish the weekend happy!

May your eyes only see a smile; I hope that every future dream will not be empty! Quotations Collection.

Is the phone ringing, are you very excited? Have you ever thought that I and I would contact you so early to send you something good? Are you ready, I can say ha! good Morning! That’s it!

In the morning, the cold atmosphere is as new as milk, and the rising sun is as wishful as a wish. Robert, it’s not just the sun that shines, but also your kindness, Good morning!

A greeting, a wish, a string of blessings, you always have happiness in your heart …

Good morning, a beam of sunlight shines on you, I wish you every day happy, go to the God of Wealth’s house, wish to make it true, hit the jackpot today, go to office tomorrow, all your partners’ wishes are sincere.

The blue sky kisses the ocean, and the ocean sways the blue sky. I write my blessing on the blue sky and blue waves.

Short Funny About Life

Don’t do too much busyness, indifference, gentleness, and helpless pursuit. Not enjoying earning money is not all the infinite scenery of life. Just stop deep in your heart and enjoy the blessings of life! Weekend, don’t forget-take a break!

Do you have the same experience, flipped your wrist or reached into your pocket, exposed your watch or pulled out your phone, glanced at the time, restored, and suddenly found that it was a few minutes without looking at all. A new day and a new beginning, good morning everyone!

The reporter asked the soldier what motivation made you so heroic? Third class heroes said: Fight for the motherland! Second class heroes: They occupy our house and women! First class heroes: The company commander issued a bulletproof vest, and later learned that it was a jacket.

Forget about your phone being stolen yesterday! Wish you a Happy New Year! New Year’s wish is: work smoothly, good luck, good luck and prosperity for the four seasons. Today, let me introduce you to the New Year’s funny wishes, I hope you can enjoy it!

I, hello wow, 2020, the New Year’s wishes are very simple, I hope that those who care about me and those who care about me will become better and better.

Second, time is something that catches people by surprise, when it ’s sunny and rainy, and sometimes rainy, my New Year’s wishes for 2023 is peace in the world.

New Year’s Wishes: 2023, I hope I can work hard and save money. In 2019, I will travel with my old brother and my brother to spend the New Year. In addition, I hope I can meet my own little luck.

 The new year’s wishes: to attract the attention of beautiful boys and girls all over the world.

The world is endless, and labor and life are limited. Then it all starts from the heart. New Year’s Quotes 2023: Love, Learn and Exercise. If you know how to love the people and things around you, your heart will stay good; if you enrich your knowledge and experience, your heart will be clear and undisturbed; if you improve your physical fitness, your heart will be healthy and strong!

2020 New Year’s wish is to eat, drink and be healthy! Determined to be a school bully!

Funny Quotes About Life in General

I opened my circle of friends and remembered that today is the last day of 2019. Because of the sickness of Lee, he is very busy every day. I pray that the lad will get better soon. Become a mother. I will also work hard to be a good mother!

Although each new year’s wish I wrote has been greatly discounted in the future, but I still want it. 2023: Buy a house, find a lifelong partner, and let more people know about jack!

New Year’s Wishes; 5 million, open a hot pot restaurant with the fairy and hook up with a handsome man.

Today’s day is really cold. It is said that because of the frost last night, I would like to see the physical carvings and long an shortly. I will see them shortly after I get home. This is my first New Year’s wish.

Extend your left leg, jump over your troubles, stretch your right leg, remove your sadness, find a cage where happiness does not run away, find a couple of ropes, strengthen your health, take your phone and organize your thoughts send you!

Cold wind blows deeper in winter. There was a cold wave and a cold wave, and the text message melted the truth. You and I are thousands of miles apart, and meeting each other is not easy. I had an sms to send a congratulation, Lee remembered Tim’s clothes.

A song is sung for dating, wine is drunk for close friends, love is for interval and expensive, the heart thinks of jack, the moon is ashamed of love, the star is beautiful for love, the bridge is waiting for water, I wish your partner, I wish you were happy every second. Good morning!

If a drop of water symbolizes a blessing, then I give you the world Sea; if the star contains happiness, then I give you a galaxy; if a spoon of honey implies a slip, then I will give you a hundredth of a horse, and I can’t believe you. He he, I wish you happy every day.

I have not seen you for a long time. I miss my thoughts for a moment. I look forward to sweating all over my body. I miss your arms and legs, trembling. I take care of your lips and crooked eyes. I’m tired of texting and dare not stand. Comfort me!

I am very glad to see you. There are 10,000 stars in the starry sky, and one of them is my heart. When I think of me, I look at the stars, count the stars when I have insomnia, and wait for meteors when I make a wish. My friends should be happy every day. Goodnight!

I put you in my head so that you appear in my eyes, I put you in my eyes, and I began to think about you, I put you in my heart, and my heart was stolen by you It’s over!

The sun shines for ninety-nine days, and autumn is clear and clear. When the maple leaves are the brightest, we go to peter to see the red leaves, okay?

 Funny Quotes About Life And Love

I feel safe with your colleagues; I am full of strength with your support; I am very happy with your thoughts; May my best brothers and sisters be happy every second and every day!

I want to become a tree that will not fade away in order to relieve your visual fatigue, I want to become a ray of fresh air, eliminate fatigue for breathing for you friends, have a good rest on the weekend.

One two three four five six seven, I miss you every week, seven six five four three two one, I miss you from Monday to Sunday. Good friends contact me, I want to hide in my phone, often send you messages, I am happy to accompany you with a smile!

Last night, the stars were brilliant. Where were you a romantic? Halloween night is a bit of a ghost, where are you shameful?

From today, do yourself a favor, take off all the burdens, forget about the pain, heal the trauma of the soul and allow yourself to live relaxed and full. Starting today, do yourself a favor, do what you like, love people close to you, refuse masking masks and no longer limit the space of emotions.

Anxiety, throw away, worry and hide, stop stress; bubble bath, tease birds, feel comfortable and have fun; eat, drink, drink a lot of beautiful life; hold the blessing in your hand, I wish you to be free and calm at the weekend!

The dark night sky brings us peace, the bright stars bring us peace, and the dark night gives us dark eyes. May it bring you good dreams, leave the burden of life and enjoy this wonderful calm and immerse yourself in a peaceful dream. Good night friend.

God knows what you are thirsty and creates water. God knows that you are hungry and creates rice. God knows that you don’t have a great friend, so he created me. However, God also knows that there are no stupid people in the world, and he, by the way, created you.

Greetings are uninvited and send joyful signals; cold and lonely runaway, warming and warming; problems to complete the knot; failure to rush; laughed upside down, happy that he had no antidote; if you pretend to be serious, smash a bunch of banknotes!

When I was young, we both had no idea. I sang your dance, I could sing two hundred songs, and you could dance two hundred dances, so people kindly called me two hundred songs and called you two hundred dances.

One penny cannot buy soft coffee, one penny cannot buy delicate roses, one penny cannot buy sweet chocolate, but one penny can convey my thoughts and blessings to you! Cold, pay attention to your body!

The moon sets, the sun is gone, I looked and never left. They told me that only one person can pick up my stray dog, it’s you.

Birds do n’t fly, dogs do n’t bark, Singer shines lightly; the wind does n’t blow, the clouds do n’t float, and the moon smiles slightly;

When the beautiful figure passes by you, you always smile and look away; although you are very affectionate and romantic, you still complain. No wonder girls often talk about you: it’s not discharged to me, it’s pure pitfalls!

I call your name. In the dark night, I think your name has never been so far away. Farther than any star, sadder than a drizzle. Bajie, why did you increase the price again?

A greeting in the morning gives you a new mood, a blessing brings you a new starting point, and a greeting brings you a new wish. I wish you happiness in your heart! good Morning!

Funny Good Morning Quotes for Her

Those who accept my blessings, have good luck before bedtime, have good dreams after bedtime, wake up and have good drama, happiness is your dream companion, happy to be with you in your dreams, lucky to see you in your dreams, sweet and your dreams Mid-running, I wish you a lot of dreams tonight and happiness!

Five days of hard work is a dream. The suspension of weekends is looking for hope. The pursuit of blind obedience is easy to overdo, and the importance of rest is not forgotten. Give yourself more reflection and stay, caring, and give you a good mood.

If the cool summer is a symbol, then a friend is a sign that will give you many happy signals, turning sultry into a series of refreshing ellipsis, and throwing your troubles into a big comfortable exclamation mark. On a beautiful night, use the stars Blink, embellish your healthy and stable assembly number! May your summer be healthy and happy.

A piece of grass is green for you, a piece of sky is sunny for you, a cloud is blowing for you, a gust of wind is blowing for you, a flower is laughing for you, there is a moon for you, there is a sentence for you: You are happy, I am happy!

Who says being single is not good, love is precious, and the free price is higher. If you are single, you can throw both.

Tonight, Ping An will come to your window again to settle the beautiful past year and dedicate the best wishes for the coming year. Whether it’s sunny or windy, I’d like to accompany you safely, walk through the overcast and cold, and be happy every day!

I like to drink, you like to drink milk; I like to smoke, you like to draw wind; I like to make money, you like to spend money; I like to read jokes, you like to make jokes; regardless of our relationship, text messages will be sent to you.

Waiting for your hard work to come; The hills on both sides of the strait came out opposite each other, all the blessings have been issued; Friends, I hope you will be happy every day and show your ambitions for the future!

Shake your hands and walk away from your troubles; Move your waist and run tired; Twist and relax; Sing songs, suppress depression; Listen to songs, feel comfortable; Quiet, good sleep; I wish you, before going to bed, To be done, friends advice; wish you, no insomnia, nightmares, night and night!

Dear, when I was playing chess with jack last night, I saw jack’s wife in a rust insole. You have to rest early tonight to learn from others. Good night baby, have a good dream!

I looked east, west, south, north, up, and down, I couldn’t find my heart in all directions, and suddenly I understood that it had been stolen by you Already.

One flower, one world; one cup of tea, one true love; one message, one greeting; one love, one blessing. The beginning of the New Year: a new beginning, letting go of new hope; a new journey, striving for new success.

Your eyes are sharp and wounded, and Xiaoyueyue drifts away through the window. So far single, tangled into a panic, who is coldly sentimental on Singles’ Day. The lonely person breaks his intestine, and my mind flows quietly: I advise you to quickly get rid of the “light.”

Oliver incense burner produces purple smoke, I only love you with love, flying down three thousand feet, passionate love like a flame. Dear, a “Dear Dear” for you, I love you!

Did you know that you need to perform a thorough ** activity before going to bed, kill the troubles, destroy the depression, destroy the stress, tear the sorrow, it is said that this way, you will have a good dream all night, good night friends.

Persuade troubles to take a nap, let happiness take a little bubble; let the pain rest for a while, let happiness run in succession; coax a long sleep, wait for good luck to come quietly. Tomorrow is a brand new day!